That magical play-doh doggo from Adventure Time whose name I forgot, floating under a downpour

3 grandpas in a spa. "I have cancer" says one. "I have diabeetus" says another. "I have diabetees" says the last. It's "diabetes", my dudes.

NEOHADES ad with grinning hades face: "Now only $9.99 on bestgore.com with coupon code "thisisgreat". No-Bees-Allowed sign in the corner

A frog enjoying a nice glass of Trapiche Reserve Merlot, millésime 2014. A good year. What an aromatic bouquet!

That weird albino guy from Da Vinci Code who's really into mutilating himself for religious reasons tries something new: torture by cupcake!

♪ ♫ ♬It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah♬ ♫ ♪ *looks at smudged lyrics on hand* ♪And a shark sneezes money on a wig-wearing pet rock ♪

A cute shark wearing a sombrero!

A skunk expresses disapproval of the guy who always inserts his fish-pee fetish in his Doodle or Die entries. Gonna need a tomato bath dude!

A 2% milk carton showing a missing person advisory... oh my god, it's Mario! The actual Mario Mario is missing!

A boy and his blob-woah there that blob just hate half of a Stop sign in one bite! N-n...nice blob... I'm just gonna turn around now-

Malevolent Igglybuff just ran a sword through an dude emo dude!

Person with color-gradient-dyed hair wearing cat ears and tiny wings exclaims their love for ponies

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