Broccoli looks at a tomato. "You're not a REAL vegetable..."

Who ya gonna call? DINOSAUR-WITH-A-TEN-PACKBUSTERS!!

Banjo Kazooie opens his door to find a naked man dead outside. He calls 911 and starts off with "So how are you"

Wa ha da ding ding choo choo hey haw wonder why no one that we know blows chunks every day and night

Pursuited by its natural predator, the domestic dog, the cat swiftly runs up a tree and hangs upside down. Kinda like a... bat-cat?! :D

Barney the Dinosaur's disembodied foot flies through the vast cosmos past a constellation spelling out "Family Guy Funny Moments"

Horse with sunglasses gets attacked by USB symbols in hell

many hats such headwear very wow

Someone gets crucified on a cross. Can't be Jesus, Jesus has a beard...

The pink panther gives someone a hose-down. The person being hosed down is indicated to be three times as feminine as the average female.

Nutshack?

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled. And that made all the difference.