One dead sexy orange. I'm pretty sure that orange gets more "tang" than I do. (look up tang, it's an older joke here, but a good one)

Will Ferrell in the movie Elf is so damn high.

Alien in a propeller cap with massive hard-on

Ginger boy punching a guy in the chest. The ginger sure has some reach.

Homicidal knife wielding psychopath. Or someone who just saw Mass Effect 3's ending.

Chain broken - FREE DRAW! Maybe something with laser guns and aliens?

A brown skinned man has bent the earth over onto its stick limbs and is fucking it roughly.

A dog and a bird making out. I'm talking full on tongue-kissing. You know, 'french style.' It's pretty hot.

An excitable young chap exclaims "Woo!"

A woman flips her desk in utter, violent, disgust!

King Phallusio, Ruler of all Phallusium. The idea here is that it's a 'Phallus.'

I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS, BRO!!!! I TOLD YOU, DOG!

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