A gay homosexual faggot cocksmoking ball-tickler is walking along a brown penis-shaped log. A gay rainbow is overhead being a faggot.

A disheartened green-faced stickface screams in frustration: "NO EGGS. SAUCE."

An orange stickman with a blue ball with the words: Just write ' a guy with a blue ball'

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Michael Buble marrying me!

Angry black man with big squashes on head.

A 5-year old's drawing of a chicken with its head cut off. Blood, oh there's blood alright.

WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE, A YELLOW SUBMARINE, A YELLOW SUBMARINE!

Catino, the world-famous tightrope-walking cat, amazing a crowd!

A happy lil' baguette with a happy lil' French flag stuck in it.

Bill 'Shit-Spewin' O'Rielly is spewing a whole heat o' shit on Faux Noise.

A contented carrot facing the rainbowed sunset.

Unicorn with cute lil triangular ears has a bright, yellow horn that juts forth from mid-forehead. This particular unicorn does not approve.

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