apple or tomato, I'm really not able to say why there's cheese on top

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Cherry Pie makes friends with Apple Pie

your mom bought you a ticket to M. Night Shyamalan's next movie, even though it's rated R and you're not yet 17.

a mustache eats a mouth

Death plays archery, while swearing like a sailor and using an old-school Mobster as his target.

notes so high they make your eyes bleed

a worm escapes from the bottom of an iron

New Chain

cows telling knock-knock jokes

bouncy cow does its best Richard Nixon impression. Audience is impressed.

duck in a chicken costume. Or is it a chicken in a duck costume?

New Chain

Three penguins slide down a hill to the ocean below. They are wearing party hats because they have just been to a birthday party.

News flash, this just in: Astronauts battle a two-headed Cheese Cat on the Moon. Will their water guns work in space? News at 11.

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