An incredibly rude space bumblebee shouts obscenities at an alien spaceship, even though sound does not travel through the vacuum of space.

Mr. T pities the fool.

An iguana holding a screwdriver challenges a flamboyant tiger to a rumble.

Neon sign exclaiming "Eat at Joes"

Due to the bad economy, the Dollar Store is forced to raise its prices.

Blue balls.

I man mistakes dog poop for delicious chocolate.

Leonardo the TMNT gets high.

The student doesn't do well in his class because he is hungry.

A Koopa Troopa has eaten the lower half of Mario's body, and hungers for the rest of it.

A man is attempting to sell an icicle on a stick, which obviously is an awful idea. He then angrily demands that a crying child eat it.

There is nothing there, although there is clearly something there. I'll leave you to figure out what that means.

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