It's SATA

Prized booty

You didn't even try.

Reptar

Washer taking out his frustrations on the dryer

His balls dropped

3 marshmallow peeps

Barfy the vampire ghost blob chasing after his prey

Is that heart on your cheek a tattoo or a birthmark?

Quacka quacka

Dolan no, spit that out this instant.

Jigglypuff lost American Idol