Seath, you're not fat. Stop it. You've already lost all your scales and feathers and your family is really worried about you.

Solaire uses estus as fuel for space travel; sun is further away than he anticipated.

XxSuPeRB0ixX: he's fkin afk nub kick him

ARE YOU WATCHING YOUR GIRL CARTOONS AGAIN?! DONT MAKE ME COME UP THERE AND MAKE YOU WATCH HOKUTO NO KEN.

Swap clothes with your favourite character PIO

Your favourite beverage. PIO.

Draw some fine china. PIO.

Toaster gets seduced by a blue-haired lady in a bathtub and contemplates jumping in.

A 2hu fan's true intentions in revealed.

Censor bars mysteriously turn carnivorous; jumping out from top secret documents and eating a farmer's livestock.

Capra Demon gets a wild night he will never forget.

*JAM THEME INTENSIFIES*