shrek's colon is long and vast

shrek is armed and dangerous

shrek contemplates his meager existence as an ogre and then his nipples get hard

shrek acquires a taste for freeform jazz

shrek opened the door, got on the floor, and is attempting to do the dinosaur

tonight, shrek just wants to dance

Shrek experiences coat envy.

shrek is sexually confused

shrek is lost in the woods and is accosted by a bear

shrek at the disco

shrek, silly

shrek likes watermelons and wont share them with donkey