I WAS BORN TO MURDER THE WORLD.
The RED Spy+Heavy show off their lame-o ghastly gibuses to BLU scout, who waves a pyromancer's mask proudly in the air at their dumb faces.
Darth Vader chases after a bird with an abnormally large Spy head attached to it, who is peeling outta there away from that foolio Darth.
Demoman propels himself into the clouds with his stickies to vanquish some evil scum with a frying pan.
A bird is perched atop Scout's back and is absorbing his brains with it's tongue. Soon it will gain Scout's powers.
The Medic and Pyro engage in devious activities involving fish carcasses and flesh fetishes.
Guardian spirit RED Spy hovers over BLU Pyro's shoulder and ploys him to murder his oblivious teammate, BLU Engineer.
Heavy received a picture on his cellular device of what he thinks is his waifu, Medic. It is actually the Spy.
Soldier joyously drives an RC dump truck over Engineer's flesh. It leaves deep tread marks in it's wake. Engineer sweats profusely.
Spy and Pyro are on a hot date. Spy is reluctant in undressing only because he is unclear on Pyro's gender. Pyro seems agitated with this.
Heavy with Duke Nukem arms lifts spongebob-style weights. He asks you a deep philosophical question about whether you weightlift or not.
Both Scouts fight over a stuffed bear in a gray, misty fog. The BLU Scout tugs with teary-eyed desperation, but the RED is relentless.
A koala with Sniper's head grafted onto it's neck embraces a tree in the deserts of Australia.