Bob took the expressions "blow smoke up your ass" and "hold my hand through the process" too literally for most people's tastes.

After the zombie apocalypse, Bob Ross has trouble finding the happiness in trees.

When Chad took the stage, nobody expected his "fireman" strip-tease to be so well-researched.

Well, maybe if you gave Polly a fucking cracker once in a while, she wouldn't be so dramatic about everything!

The cartoons in the New Yorker just keep getting funnier.

Lucifer still used myspace, but at least the pictures were up to date.

"Oh, she's out walking Snaps again. I swear, that child will be the death of me."

Inorganic baby food is unbearable.

As you know, the Grand Ball of the Madness Society is always a spectacle.

In a battle of wizards, you should never ask your opponent to make you something to eat.

The nurses of Silent Hill may not be fully licensed.

"Cletus T. Bear, at yur service. I may not be the handiest bear in these woods, nor the best dressed, but I do talk. Not bad fur a bear."