I believe this is how America was established as a country, yes?

Mario got the rabies

The chair blushes as the coffee table tramples a human to death

The Lorax confronting the fan base of his movie.

The cutest little turd one ever did see

Yes really, I didn't ask so you could back sass me. I mean, someone with horns asking another "Dude, really?"

Magikarp used water gun

Angry man plays twister by himself.

One shudders too imagine what lie behind this goth vampires mind.

The catbus comin' round to mess everything up

gotta roll around at the speed of dirt

the average college student after a week in school