Kakyoin with a massive bang frying an egg. Wait. Is that his egg baby.

... It's a dong. And the balls are mini dongs.

Koichi giving rohan a fried egg in an attempt to make rohan a less of a shit

That stand that pretends to be a genie and grants polnareff wishes

Kakyoin says "Jotaro's mom has got it going on"

There's lots of huge tongues wanting to rero on Jotaro

that sure....... is a thing

Dio is shining. Joseph (?) is hiding on a bish nearby and watching him with binoculars...

youngseph saying that hes old

Buccelatti wants to be a gangstar

Joseph is now a vampire and is learning how to shoot that shooty thing from the eyes.

reverse au where Jonathan turns into a vampire and dio tries to stop him