A blind man holds a banana out in front of him, he seems apprehensive, I would be too if I was blind and someone placed a banana in my hand

A tiny head on a flower asks a question.

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Worlds greatest frisbee thrower

A man spends a 3 week masturbation marathon jizzing onto his chest, after the 3 weeks he finds he has lost the use of his legs

Garfield throwing up piss and fish bones

Joe, the man with one tooth who likes to yawn alot attempts to bury himself under a sheet of grass

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Pacman meets the waffle king

A naked man with a massive head and no nose worships satan.

A man has an above average eyebrow, it has been described by others as "wow" and "amazing"

This fish makes his own rules, he doesn't need water and anyone who tries to give him water he gives them a big fuck you!

A brown woman in front of the Israeli flag

A man with stars for eyes looks at a strand of blue thread.

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