Trust no turrets, not even your own

Sliding a nice, warm boogie you just drug out your nose over your tongue and down your throat. The salty flavor leaves you very satisfied.

A turtle attempts to fellate himself, but is startled by the long genital warts growing off of his genetalia.

Gee Bill! How come your mom lets you THREE holes?!

A portrait of the artist as a young man.

Listening to Neutral Milk Hotel is akin receiving fellatio.

Eddy reels in disgust as the stench from Ed's armpit permeates his nostrils.

If u smok weed u can overdose n jmp of a cliff cuz u don't now eny better tahn not to cuz u r under the enfluance.

Something you've haven't not never didn't have, nor never not will.

Treant Protector lanes against crystal maiden.

The nostalgia machine

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