A pitiful attempt at fame

Swirly overload

That dog looks suspiciously like a hat

The man smashed his way through the only pillar of miles

40's Noir Detective

Tiny cow pooped in the wrong spot

Unfortunately, no one told Link time-travel was dangerous. He arrived at his destination without arms, how sad.

Whoooo mannnnn..... That burger is like... A Janmacian burger....mannnn. Whoo mannnn my hair is green! When did that happen???

An American flag with a cat face in it

The Hypnofly commanded the pimp to release him from his wallet cage and then shoot himself. The pimp is sad but can do nothing but obey

The traffic cone is greeting the world

The plastic surgeon got the strippers request of "bigger boobs" confused with "more boobs". but the show must go on