Phil Fish gave his character in his game FEZ a chinese face in order to appeal eastern public. He yells "SUCK MY COAT, CHOCKE ON IT!".

cat vs doge in a speed race. cat goes in full sonic mode, but doge outdo him with a NOS burst. cat says "2 quicky 4 me" with a sad frog face

"come here little girl~ ... would you like some ice cream?~~ ". "sorry sir, but i have no face, and you seem to haven't one either"

harry potter is now and edgy teenager with sexual self identification problems and cannot accept criticism so murders people who make them

an angry sun is going to insert a buff-plug in the earth's assole (which is north america, fyi) because it is farting way too much

woman shouts "go away!" to an invisible car which was going to enter her wide open mouth

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Harry Potter vs the Halo guy who now has a hole on his armor where his hat should be

"ehehe... I'll will cut you, daisy, i'll cut your throat.. no, no, im not doing this because you didn't go out with me 24 years ago, really"

Doodle or Die

Hitler explains to a hippy he cannot play Dark Souls on his PC because the patch for his shitty nvidia drivers hasn't come out yet

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"You see? It's a bit of a mess, but that's how babies are born, Sammy!" said dad. "T-t-thanks d-d...d-daddy..." replied Sammy shacking.

Doodle or Die

A very hot day in mexico.

The new Miss Universe is a brain with eyes and a diadem on it. It's the proof intelligent women can be beautiful without having big breasts

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