A dragon more awesome then the universe itself, fight a guy with a jet pack. Underneath the purple skie.

muppet frustration

He likes trains like Thomas the train, that one train zelda game. probably the train sim on steam...

apple isnt gay after all.

He's squishing your head.

you can't imagine the horrors this mans has seen.

In a young girl's heart...

Orpheus the Greek god of music, but an robot version in a Prometheus style space suit.

she is too shy for hentai, as i am too high for this guy.

Accurate portrayal of micheal bay films.

Micheal j fox' signature.

silver surfer shit himself