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One bad motherfucking sun is coming to light up the night. Hes even got some kick ass sungalsses, 5 o clock shadow, and a cigar.

Little girl accidentally causes a man to grow a censor bar for a car

A green circle and Blue triangle go on amazing adventures

GOOD OL' FASHION COLA

The sewer water becomes sentient and plots to take over New York.

A ninja without his mask on holding a 1000 times folded steel katana from grorious nippon that could cut through longswords

An extremely detailed black man that could possibly be Ice-T.

A tree and the Sun try to make love, but the tree cant because the sun is too hot. ITS SO SAD.

A film called Enlgish Grade, by Wes Anderson. It has a cigarette above the title, for some reason. I wouldn't watch it.

Dude hits another guy with a yellow hockeystick who has a microphone glued to his ass.

The Lorax tries to give you a flower after he stayed up way too late and has bags under his eyes.