Closeup of a black man's face. He has an expression of fear and happiness - his eyes are glassy and stare deep into a distance only he sees.

Your Asian Karate master is teaching you to have patience. He throws many sticks and leaves on the ground, telling you to "Get these away".

"Happy first birthday to you!" Says Orange Blob.

A boomerang with a single eye is thrown.

A green triangle awkwardly dances. In the background, many multicolored shapes snicker at him.

A blob man holds up a fudge-sickle in awe and worship.

Brown female cow holding showerhead asks you if you want to cum next. She has fairly large breasts and udders.

A busty barbarian receives tentacle sex in the "BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!"

Infront of a half-hexagon table with a sheet of loose-leaf paper, he holds a blue pen, "Haha LOL Idk what to draw either LMAO haha LOL ROFL"

A mine wearing purple shoes puts his hands up.

In true video game fashion, the blue man with spiky hair has just "PURPLE FIRE SWORD GET".

Spiderman's face on a hat. Captioned, "You got: Spider-Hat."