Yoo lik fugg bigg blagg microbenis :DD Hoe aboud you likk a Negro Fisdin your assholls XDDDD

four and a half fingers ready to wax his brass candlestick

when the orangeduk pharaoh refused to let the Chinese go. AD 2013, first plague of smog was beginning 这什么都不好，就空气好

and then anna karenina shat on his chest

Licorice, cherry, and banana lust happily after bubblegum in their minds

You know a bulge has got some pluck when it honks. It's a honking dong of purple hues,

Barney gets his ass handed to him by thugs from Sesame Street

sausage on century old petrified bun

infant gleefully slurps earthworm

this Wiimote has seen better days

Make the shot count, or you undergo further misery, missing parts of your skull. Having failed at all else, at least die right PS THANKS DOC

neither can i with words convey this nondescript travesty