Zombie mermaid.

A man holds a diploma in front of an audience of carrots.

A robber steals a sad blue bag.

Cat head declares "Fu 4 dat"

A frightened alligator sits on a sidewalk near a street light wondering what he should do with his life.

"60's spiderman > batman" with a purple dot in each corner.

Pink and green "NO!"

A woman pulls a wedgie out of her crack. Two men find it attractive.

A man drops his ring on the ground as his blonde wife screams, "It's your fault."

A carrot.

One carrot asks another, "Sup?"

Baby in diaper too large for him is confused by the scribbles on the paper he holds.

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