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A clueless looking chicken is giant and firing red laser beams onto fleeing people.

A floating head of a woman is asking "what about spiders?" to a blue squiggle

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The fiction of civil society has recently been consecrated as the epistemology of powe

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In an alternate universe where the 9/11 hijackers were like "eh, naw man" and turned the plane around

burt is think of earnie, and pineapples

Kermit is pissed saying "my girl!" because miss piggy is whoring herself out to bigbird disguised as fonze

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a green worm is terrified of a brown book

A small boy jacking off a small dinosaur

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