Drugs are better in the dark.

An Asian's best friend.

The anti-PSA. Alcoholics Anonymous is for quitters.

They told me I could be anything so I became a cat made of scrambled eggs.

An elephant with a peanut allergy.

Meth, not even once.

You want this money, you gotta be a bad fish.

Ah shit, a three-eyed bear in a cave of a 90's cartoon.

You got B+ on blood test? Failure runs in your veins.

One day the meek shall inherit the Earth

Nigga ridin' a bike