Tits McGee got lost at sea.

Bobby Kotick is Satan.

Link in Park.

Jug of moonshine literally says nothing.

The 8 key has lost control of its life.

The letter that preceded you mentioned you were born under a certain sign. And what would that be?

Blue pants wearing a yellow sombrero.

Team Fortress 2.

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A white angel dreams of houses.

Fat man with a pompadour don't give a fuck.

Brendan from Pokemon has grown large breasts and Voltorb wants a piece.