A homosexual doctor wearing an over-sized white coat.

A Christmas tree and a pine tree happily getting along. Oh but just wait until their mixed children get discriminated in school and society.

A man's head explodes while he hammers through a glass window and smacks this blond dude into a bloody pile.

Miss Scarlet turned into a mouse and stands alone outside.

A ninja hick stares at the sun without blinding himself.

The end of the world.

Because, that's how babies are made.

An egg and sausage breakfast muffin about to be shot by a gun that somehow doesn't need a human to operate it.

A rabid cow eating corn-based food from... I forgot what that thing is called...

I refuse to speak of another Chuck Norris joke. That's sooo last year or two.

Pedobear got facial cosmetic surgery.

An illogical brain attempting to solve math problems.