Waluigi states that it is "Wahweege tiem". He has a wolfish grin about him.

A red angry squid in the midst of the sea, rises to the surface to shout "My story! It's worth NOTHING!"

What is that? That creepy thing? Its a naked mole rat!

A pink haired woman has cried at the fact that she has very large feet. She has cried so much she is now crying blood.

Guy way too excited to be watching the washing machine spin around... I think he's high

A bleary eyed man is smoking a taco. I think he is a bit too baked.

Somebody yelping at the fact that their house (with a red doorknob) is being attacked by giant red and yellow gummy worms.

A crudely drawn Sonic the Hedgehog.

How can I fit this hat in... This box?

Some fag breaking the chain ¬.¬

A thin man is happy to be back in his home city on a nice clear day.

An angry cloud with mechanical arms chases and tries to grab a scared civilian.