Sailor Moon (wearing Metroid's suit) is not a Resident Evil-style Goomba, who apparently is Metroid.

I'm requestrian a more interesting doodle.

It's better to reign in hell than serve Seven-Up.

Robotnik does not require any assistance operating his Egg-o-Matic Tunnelizer and Town Terrorizer.

Seattle Space Weedle

What's done is dung.

It all started yesterday, and what a day that was. It's what I call a bad fur day.

Wailmer eats a Magikarp. This is a regrettable idea, because Magikarp has too much salt, trans fat, and HFCS, and also because it's murder.

Wake up Servbot, your doodle isn't finished yet.

Sixteen wrestlers start outside the ring. The first wrestler to enter the ring and poop on the chair wins a title shot at Turning Point!

You can lead an oars to water, but you can't make 'em sink.

Sorry, Tom Nook. I don't have the bells for this month's rent. But I know how else I could pay you, if you know what I mean...