from the makers of sharknado..... swordnado

oh! my pet duck has spotted the loch ness monster!

shes late! shes late! shes late for a very important business date!

A spork feels terribly alone at a fancy dinner party. Everyone else seems to have a date.

I, for one, am proud of my heart-patterned boxers.

mr. hands, the masterful keyboard player, takes us all to town with one of his latest tunes

the sun is out high, but still theres noone buying from my lemonade stand

God decides to surprise an innocent truck driver

one of the founding fathers gets a "THUG" tattoo on his biceps

Ronald is finally fed up with his white friend calling him Roy. It's been thirteen fucking years. How does he not know Ronald's name yet.

Handsome squidward

When doodleordie gives you lemons