A mentos contemplates tearful suicide via diet coke while his lovely partner Wrigley's Spearmint gum pleads with him.

A dog with a pointed nose and floppy ears wears a wig of red and green hair.

A panda bear stares inquisitively into a camcorder. Say "cheese!" Or, um, "bamboo," I guess.

An old-timey copper blows his whistle and waves his baton. Better cease and desist or he'll throw you in the paddywagon!

Two very angry marshmallows are displeased with something to the right. (Oh no, it's my description they hate!)

In spite of its rage, it's still just a bird in a cage. A yellow bird, with a fierce scowl, standing behind bars. But not the drinky kind.

New Chain! Draw your favorite possession in the whole wide world.

Hitler and a walrus cuddle lovingly in a field. Maybe later they'll have a picnic with wine, cheese, and irrational hatred and violence.

Deadmau5 reveals his facebook password. At least he's better at making music than he is at maintaining web security.

A sailboat is engulfed in flame. Someone set the bay afire! Evacuate the harbor - women and children first!

An abstract representation of Jack Nicholson as the Joker, reducing the character to a few dramatic, symbolic, minimalist scribbles.

A cat dripping orange with caramel presents a gooey, dead Tweety Bird to you as a gift.