This nerd is ready to bingo.

This man is staring into the boobs of God. You can see how gob smacked he is.

This old train track doesn't get used anymore, the grass grows around it, almost engulfing it. It's a very tear jerking scene.

Shrek greeting you to a lovely new day.

This blue creature shows no mercy. You can see pure hatred in it's eyes. You just know it'll leave no survivors.

Everyday I'm Shuffelin'

This crab yearns for his home whilst vacationing on the beach during christmas. I mean, why should he be sad? It's fucking cold and wet home

This fish brings tidings of peace. Yes that sign was used for peace before Hitler used it you fucking uneducated swine.

A burning man trying to cross the river styx. I think this was that monk that burnt himself to death in protest. Guy was baller as fuck.

A super cute cake just BEGGING for john to eat her. You can see the lust in her eyes. Her body quivers as you run your fingers across her.

Sailor moon being super cute. She does have the tongue of a dog though.

TG: Fucking incredible. I cannot fathom what is happening in this young teeny-boppers mind. He is holding a popsicle, probably gay.