King of hearts
A clown is stuck with a crappy audience
A lousy rorshach's test.
A man with the talent of rolling around in a bed
Challenge graped
Sassy gay satan approves
Dr. Zombie works nightshifts
Harold the half-tit
A pinetree cut his finger, and now he's bleedin' all over!
a bowling lizard
Wow! It's fucking nothing!
a kitty wearing half a bikini