This bruh warned you, bruh. he warned you good.

Behold the dread powers of tooth decay. Brush your derp or be hurp. Eat Cheetos!

Mr T has consumed the Eye of Sauron and replaced his own eye. Tremble at his negativity.

This Thresher shark is displeased by your suggestion.

POPCORN CHICKEN IS FOR SALE THE DELISCIOUSNESS HAS LANDED!

The interior vaginal wall

Steven Hawking has walked in on you during an intimate moment. he watches. judging you. strangely aroused. but still judging you.

Pterosaur scientists fail to create cure for asteroid.

It looks like this punk is about to be Trunk-ated YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

A man is raped by a small bird. Link watches on in homoerotic arousal, clutching a heart to his chest, refusing to help.

Spiderman has grown breasts, and they have robbed him of his supernatural web shooting abilities.

That fish is primed for reproduction, I tell ya'whut.