The Great Sewer Flood of `69.

A headless monkey on a pogo stick.

The Good, the Bad, and the Daisy.

Hot sugary love.

The S.S. Pi sadly sunk due to having 3.14 holes in it.

A DDR machine gains self awareness, yet meets its downfall when it becomes addicted to itself.

A walrus has thrown himself onto the beach out of sheer Nope, where he begins to decompose. Flies rejoice.

A void-dwelling cockatrice takes its place among the stars.

There are precisely two hos at a christian rock concert.

Give a fish a fish, you fish him for a fish.

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

invisable snakes on a plane or a shark.