a thirteen year old unknowingly makes the least original character ever, then tries to copyright it, causing the internet to be butthurt

small pea is infatuated with a satanic slice of toast. even though the toast only wants to sacrifice him, the pea is in love.

daddy kappa got told off by his daughter, and walks slowly through the rain singing emo songs to himself. "so u had bad day" he mumbles..

as alien stares up at the sky, longingly. he wishes so hard for home. why was he sent? why? this godforsaken planet would surely kill him..

a man pleads with the fish to stay with him, "But darling--" he chokes on his own words, barely holding back tears. this was too hard.

snake is about to shank someone outside a portapotty bc he went in before him even though he clearly had to pee super duper bad.

a blue smiley face stares blankly at you. every day. your daughter painted it for you. lovely, but confusing. why is it so happy? why?

THE ILLUMINATI IS HERE EVERYONE RUN THEY'RE GONNA GET US ALL RUN TO UR SHELTERS QuiCk AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD tELL CECELIA I LOVE HER

a pile of poop drawn by a third grader is once again handed in as a homework assignment. you shade your head. where did you go wrong?

bald man is doing his very best to seduce you, but it is not working. you love hair. so much hair. it's all over the place. someonehelpohgo-

purple man considers getting himself a matching purple wig. it's a lot to consider, but since his gf already left him he has nothing left.

a kawaii monkey shakes his fists at the viewer, his sugoi af face not letting him portray the intense anger just beneath the surface. tears.