Two turtle angels fight it out to the death.

Woman with :) face is ostracized by the rest of the world because she has a :) face.

Boy finds out that a statue with electrical powers is his mom. However, the mother, having anger issues, kills him.

A train crashes in a forest, releasing thousands of flying black-jack hookers.

A slobbering M&M. Also, I made a grammatical error on my last post, and I feel very sad.

Me, when I'm horny.

A man cries because he is not the father of a ghetto spider.

Draw as if you're dying from a great, great pain.

Three kittens seduce a man with an abnormal face.

A man wonders what gets him off more: little arms or huge balls.

Shady man is a rebel.

Two red dots and two blue dots fight for control of the human race at a Highlander Audition