SLENDERMAN IS COMING

Some kid broke his hymen on doodle or die!

Lemon is no match for Grape's semen hands.

Robin Hood, I...

Upside down ocean disagrees with telephone pole.

YEAH, FUCK YOU LUCAS.

Hamburger cries himself to sleep every night since the day his whopper junior dies. You're thinking about her right now.

Student, I...

I love u!

Happy birthday, little sally sue!

HERMIONE, USE YOUR BLUE NOSE WAND TO CAST LIGHTNING... SMASH...

After being raped by a unicorn, Joseph proceeded to shoot skittles out of his anal cavity until the baby arrived.