vamonos, conio.

a seal running the new york marathon and losing against its arch-enemy

a giraffe performing open-heart surgery to a whale

orange rat looking into empty space, wondering the existence of cats, his life, and other random groupings of molecules that generate life.

groom gives a purple spoon to his wife on at the wedding

the white background looks retarded, while a cat licks the inside of a basket

orgy in a sofa

a samurai's dad tells his son, who is leaving, not to forget his hat, which he is wearing already, meaning that his dad is blind or retarded

the sun saying "wanker"

a giant wolf tells a cucumber to cape its soul

homestuck rulez

fisherman fishes a monster