A self portrait!

She threw my heart in the trash.

Big girls don't cry, they get even.

Walmart.

The Foxtrot

I broke my nose, and now i'm hopped on morphine.

I dropped the soap into the toilet and it gained some fecal matter.

A mexican jumping bean.

I will not lay an egg, because I am opposed to reproducing in such a nasty fashion.

Thug squids 4 lyfe!

A window pane.