a ghost with red eyes and sharp teeth scares a man

Peter picked a peck of pickled peppers - only they turned out to be unicorns instead.

Musician creates a new genre of music based on messing up on purpose

cough drop makes you cough more

After the apocalypse, someone desperate tries to recreate Facebook by putting his face on top of a book.

Tony Montana doesn't want to be the bad guy anymore.

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a spy gets tortured by his arch-nemesis

You find yourself in a dark room.

Draw a picture explaining what the meaning of "is" is

detective finds footprints with 2 left feet

Martha married her ice cream cone, but it melted.