I was stupid. So stupid.

Being the most manliest Madoka, she wishes to... BENCHPRESS A COUGAR!

someone has got there leg stuck in the toilet

Dave exclaims a simple,"FUCK", as he watches the world burn. Those fires were too sick.

Zacharie, floating in dark nonexistence triggered only by a certain switch being turned off, wonders to himself,"Did I turn the oven OFF?"

Kyoko lovingly shoving 10 hot dogs into Sayakas mouth, against her protests

Terezi finds ringpops amazing

Garry ripping a doll apart with his mouth. Pieces of it fly away in the wind.

Foxy advertising for Ritz crackers. "Puttin' on the Ritz"

a kid disregards the sign saying 'don't touch freddy' by touching said animatronic by squeaking its nose. Freddy angrily grabs the kids' arm

An OC saying, "I don't need money, I'm filthy rich already."

#DoritoSelfie