A guy fell off of his computer chair

A giant dick whale erupting out of the ocean. It's magnificant.

A turtle shaving his legs

A frenchman with a pair of scissors

New Chain

A pair of headphones dancing with a crab

A sad hot dog holding two smaller hot dogs above a campfire

Captain hook receiving oral sex from fellow pirate

Something so horrible, it had to be censored with a black box with yellow 'Censored' text on it. Sad face :(

New Chain

Jeff Goldblum wondering if he'll ever see any... uh... dinosaurs, on this.. uh.. dinosaur tour right, hello?

A medieval knight shoulder-punching (or however you call that) the sun.

What is it, dragons?

Some faggy-ass characters from Earthbound or some shit making some sort of stupid joke. Just draw a dick or something.

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