In a bizarre reversal of roles, my computer is turning *me* on.

A man riding a weird bicycle with handlebars and pedals switched with each other. He's also honking a horn.

What Luigi does when Mario is rescuing the princess

Emo looking character and a bunch of words I didn't read

A very happy man pets his unusually large, red-nosed weiner dog.

Big Bird nervously surveys the area to make sure no one sees him with his vibrator in his hand.

Old school meme is astonished, but has rosy cheeks.

Something with a shitty fanbase.

The reason plastic surgery exists

A cool-ass ice cube, literally and metaphorically.

A mouse made of lime jello

A map of North America, but shitty.