A cooking show, starring the worst possible hosts for the job.

A livid Sakuya Izayoi tosses a large barrage of knives at Hong Meiling. The latter looks terrified, and chain curses.

Marisa with birthday cake in hand, and Youmu, blowing bubbles, watch a blindfolded Flandre about to beat Yuuka with a spiked club. Chaos!

Despite an impressive résumé, Parappa the Rappa is rejected for a job.

Three bob-ombs declare that they are about to fuck up your shit.

Yet another electrode/voltorb joins the fray. Or maybe it's a Polandball. Who knows.

[I assume] Marisa Kirisame flies in front of a crescent moon, firing a barrage of heart and star-shaped bullets.

Three yukkuri seem to be telling you to take it easy.

Extreme tea drinking.

The worst video-game crossover imaginable.

The worst video game [series] possible to get a first-person shooter spinoff.

A super egg.