Spongebob drinks away his sorrows at the local bar, tired of always being the butt of all jokes.

A box with unintelligible scribbles on it, being observed by a Birdo-esque wall ornament.

Gay Pride flag with "NO" written over it, a hand flipping the bird inside the "O".

A blatant homosexual (pink) father with an amazing mustache approves of his only son's activities, crying manly tears in the process.

A box of Apple Jacks, smeared with poop on the sides, being strangled by a man with a cherry for a head who can extend his limbs infinitely.

A Canadian flag, reworked with a Marijuana leaf instead of a pine leaf. "420" is inscribed at the top of the flag.

A playful duck grabbing a rabbit by the skin of its neck. The rabbit is unsure if it's really a game or not, though.

A menacing lobster dresses up in a suit and top hat and speaks in fancy to try and fool tourists into getting close to it.

A remote control reveals its dirty secret that has been puzzling Internet frequenters for years.

A midget leaping over the finishing line of an Olympic sprint race.

Doodle or Die

A defecating reindeer.

A man whose waist and below, as well as his arms, have been detached from his torso. He still tries to wave at you.

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