that turtle is going to work! i hope that turtle has a nice day.

bacon gotta go fast

american kid puts his feet on the desk as he says "china flag". The flag is japanese. what a retard.

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two angels. the one on the right is significantly more attractive.

it was a good day in hell. the devil found a single egg.

loud-music man's superpower is to play his music really loud. his neighbours hate him.

tiger man stands atop the cliff clad in battle attire. This is his kingdom.

fish swimming in the antigravity sea. due to the nature of the antigravity sea these fish will sadly not survive for long.

kermit in an intense shootout with a murlock. however, kermit forgot to bring his gun, instead he brought a piece of paper.

the one and only poopzilla

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a genre of music whose perception and original greatness has been ruined by fast robot fart sounds

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a girl with her mouth tragically malformed. she will never be accepted by the other children.

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