True blood mothafuckas

A sad teenage boy who is being forced to listen to Justin Beiber and wants to commit suicide.

An emotionally scarred pear sprouts a depressed orange man from its neck then proceeds to solve the world's problems using a banana.

A cow who has had peyote in his system for 48 days is wearing a cape and singing along to Hannah Montana

A shark is eating a bunch of gaping anuses off a platter provided by a gentleman wearing superman pajamas.

A short man getting gang banged by barbie dolls in the middle of a free way.