Apple computers presents: the three wheeled aeroplane.

Invisible leprechaun.

*Tastes sample* yep, this is horse crap. Shut 'er down, fellas.

A flower in love with its own reflection.

Help me robot. My dick i literally three times the size of my torso. Also I'm a priest.

I love you Kathy. Stop screaming! God, just let me love you!

Eyeglasses.

Topographic map of Canada. Seriously, that's amazing.

Pacman gets his revenge by cloning himself.

Pink Cotton Candy

I'm making such a mess eating this pizza naked.

Tch, gurrrrllll, if he's not bringing you fish then you need to dump his ass and get with an emperor penguin!

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