In heaven the twin towers are angels and santa claus is a horse that rides a bike made of people parts

A fish furious at a jewish crab. SHELLFISH ISN'T KOSHER

Murderous christmas tree with arms demonstrates the overhead press with a giant pencil

A sexy ghost

A vegan bacon cheeseburger

A sex sandwich with Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johansson as the bread

A man pogos across a minefield

This sex sandwich turned into a sausage fest too quickly

A dyslexic man has lost his dog at the park

A man is stabbed through the heart and he bleeds blackcurrant jam on toast

A scary clock face

Willy Wank? Tune in next week to find out