Tangy, "Bye Felicia"

Redd attempting to sell you a pair of lungs labelled "Mayor Lungs" for 99999 bells

Tom Nook pestering a perturbed mayor to pay his loan at 4:00am in his own home while he is in bed.

mayor layered in some yellow liquid substance stands triumphantly on a rock, and behind in the distance (now clean) on all fours asks "why"

grey wolf villager wielding an axe desperately requests that you 'sex' him

f uc k i n g weeab oos *large shocked face*

very kawaii villager/squirell?? hybrid with banana shirt

fat man facing away from black wall and multicolour face that is sad